BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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