You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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