Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
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Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
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javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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