How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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