..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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