I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
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we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
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sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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