I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
