I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
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You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
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So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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