why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
