shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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