i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
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I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
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I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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