would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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