with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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