That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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