its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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