Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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