But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I look excited, but its just a facade.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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