Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
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So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
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so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
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the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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