Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
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I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
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Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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