i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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