I like to think it a success when the cops are called
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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