Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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