I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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