You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
Randomize
