no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
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i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
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We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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