why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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