ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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