I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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