we're blogging at a bar
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
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We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
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Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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