just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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