the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
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She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
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He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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