what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
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At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
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Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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