On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
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Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
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I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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