her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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