I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
Randomize
