I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
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just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
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Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
My ass is underappreciated
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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