I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
