Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
It's never too late to be topless.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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