have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
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should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
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Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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