Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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