so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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