oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
so much tequila, so little girl.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Randomize