Well douche your snatch and let's go!
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
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Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
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There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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