i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
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For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
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How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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