Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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