he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
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I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
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Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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