just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
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just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
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I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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