just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
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