Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
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