Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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