So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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